The Young Leader
Finally we are rewarded for bringing the world’s best dream to life! And they are grateful to us, Americans. In fact they are so grateful they want us to share their tears for successfully pursuing happiness. To make their recognition of our achievement they unveiled the statue of little Obama in the National Park of Jakarta, Indonesia.
We have delivered to the world what they thought (perhaps even unconsciously) was their dream and thus our ultimate goal: to bring a young communist to the greatest power ever. Now they suddenly remember him since the time he was growing up as a little boy already then being able to predict what a light future awaits us in the end of the thorny path of violence and capitalism. And the future is: electing him the head of the strongest and greatest country of the world – United States of America. So we say: people let’s be thankful for the marvelous opportunity which we have not missed! And those of us who are not happy will have to voluntarily move to certain places which are not necessarily ones you were thinking of spending your life in. This is exactly what had happened soon after communists in Russia took over the government in 1917, and childhood statues of Lenin (the greatest communist of all times) started popping up all over the newly established socialist country. Then the people who didn’t share the enthusiasm had been sent to such places in great numbers and most of them never made it back…
I’m sorry for this, my friends. But make no mistakes: if we won’t stop it – nobody will.